Friday, December 9, 2016

12/9/16

Today's Horoscope

All signs:
The stars want you to understand that when you say that everything happens for a reason or that it's fate or destiny and things will magically work out… well, that's you, you idiots.
You make things happen. True, an opportunity might present itself and you can jump on it and things work out for the better, but again, that's you taking advantage of a lucky break.
Or it's other people that make it happen. What you might be crediting to fate or destiny or some deity is actually your loved ones breaking their ass to keep you afloat.
The stars understand about leaving things to the whims of fate and the universe. They are hurled scattershot through the cosmos, sometimes being obliterated without a second thought when galaxies collide or simply being pulled apart by gravity because they drifted too close to a black hole.
That's what destiny will get you.

The stars implore you, do it yourself and stop waiting for fate or your mom to fix it, or you might wake up one day to find that most “destinies” are not the cheery outcomes you think they are.

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