Thursday, March 3, 2016

8/14/2015

All Signs:
You will walk into a room and forget why, or you will try to remember a phone number or someone’s name or an actor in a movie, and it will take you longer than it should.  You will get a twinge of  fear that you are losing your mind or you’re getting Alzheimer’s disease.  You might then knock on wood or count to five or bite your nails or do whatever little OCD thing you do that wards off the bad thoughts and makes you feel in control.  You're not in control, but you're also not losing your mind, so it's a wash. No harm no foul. You will then go on with your day until something like that happens again in the next ten minutes.
All Signs:
Someone you know will let you down and disappoint you.  It might be a tiny thing, like finding out that they like some horrible show you hate or a band you think is awful.  Maybe they vote differently than you, or on the other side of some social issue. We tend to find disappointment everywhere if we look for it. People seldom live up to our idealized versions of them. Or it might be something big, like they’re racist, or abusive, or kill animals.  They might even lie to you, or cheat on you, or leave you and break your heart and it will feel like the world is ending.  It’s not though.  These things happen everyday, and not to invalidate your pain, it is real and terrible; but the world will go on anyway.  You should too.  Even with all the disappointment and heartbreak, being alive is still your best bet and the only chance to experience all the beauty and wonder and love and joy that there is in the world. Sneak peek at a future horoscope: There are always better things coming along, always. If you can do nothing else, you just have to simply tread water sometimes.  The current is always flowing and will bring something new and (circle whichever thing makes you happiest - fun, wild, interesting, romantic, beautiful, amazing, mind blowing, relaxing, surprising, comforting, etc, etc) into your life as long as you stick around to enjoy it. So at all costs, please stick around.
All Signs:
You will be given many opportunities today to tell someone you love them, or to do something nice for them, or compliment them, or to be pleasant to a complete stranger.  Most of the time you won’t think about it, and that’s okay, you've got a lot on your mind and you’re not fucking Gandhi or Jesus for crying out loud.  Even if you just take a moment once or twice a day it might make all the difference in their day and in yours.  So be that difference maker.  In fact, Mars is in the house of Aries and ascending or some such crap, so you have to be nice at least a couple of times.  Zeus demands it, motherfucker. Yes, Zeus is working the Zodiac beat these days. Trust me, I know about this shit, and you don't want to piss him off.
Sagittarius:

You’re going to stub your toe on the dresser on your way to bed tonight. Bad. It’s going to hurt, but only for a few minutes.  Deal with it.  It’s way better than what’s going to happen to Taurus.  Poor bastards.  I should give them a heads up, but I’m out of space for today.  Good luck!

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